resin garden gnomes, Listen to them scream
admin on Sep 14th 2008
A while back I had the idea to manufacture plastic resin garden gnomes. I’m not much into manufacturing or into gnomes for that matter. I happen to know there is a phobia related to garden gnomes, and I’m just an ass who wanted to exploit it. My thought was to take a seemingly simple garden gnome and stuf it full of some clever electronics that make it …well downright evil… I figure if the thing senses motion and doesn’t do anything most of the time, but occasionally it jumps at you or screams it might just kill a mailman. Of course it would have to go back to not doing anything for at least an hour after it goes off so whomever sees it becomes convinced that it never really moved. It would also need to be disguised well enough that upon investigation nobody can easily tell its mechanized.
For those of you entrepreneurs out there looking for the next big gag, think about it. (don’t forget to cut me in on the profits when you get rich) You can forget where you got the idea when the heart attack lawsuits come up though. Also, if you build it, you’ve just got to send me one of those resin garden gnomes. Its a killer idea. (litterally)
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